Time flys by!

I thought I would dedicate this post to my son. Saturday, February the 7th he will turn 1. I remember like it was yesterday. I had a scheduled C-Section. I woke up at 5 o'clock that morning. The night before i was restless. I made sure everything was ready and perfect to go at least five times. I tossed and turned all night. I went to the hospital on maybe 3 hours of sleep. I was so nervous. This was my first scheduled C-Section.I didn't know what to expect. I arrived at the hospital at 5:30 am. I walk in and go straight to triage. The lay me on the bed and hook up the machine that monitors the baby's heartbeat and told me they would be back to prep me for surgery. A few minutes later the doctor came in and talked to me. I signed paperwork and I met the anesthesiologist. I remember he was my favorite. He was really funny and laid back. He told me he would take care of me and make sure i was comfortable throughout the whole thing. About an hour later they came in to take me back. I went into the operating room and explained about the spinal tap. After that was over I remember laying down on the table and he is administering the medicine. 30 minutes later I had my baby. The first question I asked was if he had hair because Zayne was bald when he was born! Everyday since then has been a journey! I wouldn't trade it for the world. From the first time he held his head up by himself, to rolling over for the first time. His first smile, his first laugh. The first time he sat up by himself, to the first time he crawled. His first steps and his first word. It is all treasured memories for me. Those things I will never get to re-live with my baby boy. He is a mommy's boy, which i love! and Now this Saturday I will be celebrating his birth with a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme party! I am super excited about it!

Sweet Baby

Super Baby!

Cheese!!!

My very First Picture

Momma's Baby

I love Spaghetti!

My First Smile!

Bath Time!

Happy Baby

Fun In The Sun

Big Boy!

Riding on the Fire Truck In The Christmas Parade

Lake Time!

Boy Oh Boy!

I got blessed with 2 wonderful little boys, I prayed for a girl both times but, the good lord knows if I had a girl I would be divorced because I would be the reason we would be broke! I will start off by saying this, it is definitely a learning experience. My house was overrun by girls. I had 2 sisters and 1 brother. My brother was the youngest and he kind of kept to himself. My sisters and i were much more older than him so he was a baby to us and we had better things to do than watch him play in the mud. Being a mom of 2 boys i now wish i would have spent a little bit more time with him, maybe then I would have a little bit of experience. So here is a list i made of reasons you know you are a mom of nothing but boys.

1. You have to fight your fear of lizards and frogs. My kids love these creepy little things, I on the other hand are terrified of them. I know they aren't harmful I just don't like them. They creep me out, but when my 2 year old is extremely exited he caught a frog and wants to show me you bet I am going to act as excited as i can fake.

2. Their faces somehow always get dirty. Always. I can clean Zayne's face before we leave and somehow from the car ride home to Walmart his face is filthy. It never fails. Ever. I don't know how he does it. Maybe the dirt fairy appears when I'm not looking.

3. There is mud everywhere. If there is a mud puddle my children will find it, especially if they are in their Sunday best. It is like their main goal is to see how far we can push mommy's buttons. There are mud pies in the middle of my kitchen floor, there is mud pies in my bathroom, there is mud pies at my front door. They are everywhere.

4. You make up nicknames for their boy parts. Every parent has their own nicknames. For their penises we call it their winky worm, and their balls are their weebles. Its weird, I know. No, my husband and i did not sit down and have a serious discussion about what we were going to call them. Honestly I can't even remember how it started but that is what we call it.This leads me to number 5.

5. answering super awkward questions. As a mom I do not feel the need to discuss any topic of the nether region with my son. Being a stay at home mom puts me in a difficult situation. When my 2 year old asks my, "why is it doing that?" what the hell am i supposed to say!? About a week ago he was sitting on the couch in his underwear. I look over and he is hitting himself then laughing. I asked why he was doing that and he said "it grows." He then proceeds to talk to it and then trys to eat it. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS KIND OF SITUATION.


There are some reasons. I promise one day I will add on to the list, but until then please feel free to comment other reasons! I would love feedback!

Feeling Fun, Sexy, and In Shape!

That's right! Pole dancing! I have found my new "thing" I want to learn how to pole dance. I haven't mentioned it to the husband yet since this is a recent new found hobby I want to try, but I am already excited to start. I was scrolling down my newsfeed on facebook when a friend shared this video. It was of a very talented pole dancer and i just became amazed at how delicate she looked. She was very talented and I was envious! I wanted to be her, I wanted to do what she did. ( I am going to post the video at the end of my blog so you can see what i am talking about) So anyways i started googling and doing research and came across some youtube videos. Where else would I turn to tight? I found a person who was teaching beginner routines so i decided to check it out and she is amazing! She has her own site polefitnessdancing.com and she is wonderful. Go check it out now! Now i know this is going to be a long journey and i will definitely post videos once i get the hang of it, I just wanted to share this with y'all. Pole dancers get all kinds of bad reps for no reason. I think pole dancing is a very beautiful art and it is a sport. Pole dancers are some of the most fit people you will see. I am not ashamed to say I want to pole dance! Why should I feel ashamed of wanting to feel sexy! I miss feeling sexy! Having two kids and not getting the body i had at 16 does a toll on a woman's self esteem! I will admit it! I don' feel near as sexy and confident as i did at 17 on spring break! So wish me luck!

Graceful! Not!!!

So this ditsy momma slipped down the stairs this morning! Luckily i caught myself my did a number on my arm. My elbow is swollen, I can't put pressure or weight on it. I also can;t even pick up my children because it hurts too bad. My mom keeps telling me go get it looked at but my mommy duties come first! I just have to suck it up until the hubby gets home or my MIL comes to the rescue!

My world is a Mess!!!

I am sitting here so frustrated. My house is a mess, My 11 month old thinks it is hilarious to knock over the trash can. My dog thinks it is okay to dig in the couch. My 2 year old finds it necessary to drag out every single toy he owns. I feel like screaming and pulling my hair out. I have homework i need to do and my husband is sitting on the couch, headphones on, looking at different music videos on his kindle completely oblivious to what is going on around him. Heaven forbid i interrupt him because he thinks i am doing nothing and i should handle everything. This is my rant for tonight. I think i am just gonna take a long hot bath tonight!

Plum Hair!

Hey guys! Been a very busy day! I made 3 trips to Sally's beauty supply! I finally got the desired color! I am now plum! My son has officially decided to get up close and personal with his male parts. I look over and see him smacking it and he started talking to it and he even tried to eat it (being funny). That was when i realized that I don't know how to handle a situation like that so i yelled for my husband who thought that was the funniest thing ever in the world.

Good Morning!

Good Morning! Looks like School for me today. We had a very eventful night last night. One of our dogs kept getting out of the fence last night and my poor husband  had to keep getting out of bed to get her. We eventually put her in the garage and what a disaster that was. She kept me up all night so I am one exhausted mommy! Nothing like coffee though to get me through the day! Now on this note i have to sign off. Kaiden just got into the coffee grounds that were in the trash...